Updating my Résumé for an internship I’m applying for and it’s kind of stressful. I hate how you can no longer have one résumé for every job you apply for.

i really want to have sex right now why must i be single



I fell asleep with my butt plug in and I woke up and I was like ‘shit where is it’ and the entire thing was in my ass like byeeee


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